RID US OF THIS TURBULENT BOAST

Arrogant Cameron is demanding more Christian input from 'Canterbury'. I am hoping the Archbishop will give Dave more 'Christianity' than he bargained for! Dave is a pretty wide target; the single MOST APPOSITE adjective one can attach to the man, after the LIAR FLYER, the FALSE IMAGE and the VILIFICATION OF CLEGG, surely has to be: UNCHRISTIAN? And now he adds this Dream Topping. Lets have biblical CLEANSING OF WESTMINSTER! Let's hear it for our TURBULENT PRIEST!